Archive for April, 2007

Everton 2 Manchester United 4

Another one of those long list of games where United do it the hard way. At one point we were 2-0 down and with Chelsea winning 2-1 the two title challengers were level on points with United leading on this fabled “extra point” goal difference.

However, a terrible goalkeeping error from the stand-in keeper Everton keeper started the comeback and two old boys gave United the lead. By the end United won 4-2 and Chelsea were pegged back against Bolton 2-2 and the lead became 5 points.

All three goals showed the links between the two sides. Iain Turner dropped a cross straight in front of John O’Shea and the Irishman poked the ball into the net. He was only playing because Tim Howard is on-loan from United and therefore illegible. This was exactly the tactic Chelsea seemed to use last season. Time after time we’d play teams whose best player was on loan from Chelsea (Jarosik at Birmingham comes to mind as an example). Of course, they couldn’t play against Chelsea and therefore they gained an advantage.

The equaliser came from the foot of Phil Neville. A corner came in, Ronaldo headed it goalwards and Neville tried to clear it with his right foot, only to shank it into the net. He probably had mixed emotions at the end of the game, and I’m sure Gary thanked him later. Indeed, Fergie came over and gave him a pat on the back at the end of the match. I wonder if any Chelsea conspiracy theorists will think he did it on purpose?

The third goal was the opposite. Blue boy Wayne Rooney performed magic in the box after a mistake by Hibbert. He then coolly slotted the ball between defender and keeper giving United an astonishing lead. He ran to the United fans kissing his badge. I’m sure if the Everton fans had not booed him constantly since leaving the club he would not have done that.

In injury time, young Christopher Eagles finished the game off by beautifully scoring after being put through by Rooney. United had won and news came through that Chelsea had only drawn at Stanford Bridge, and there was an iconic moment as Fergie relayed this information to the players using mime. At the end, in scenes reminiscent of the 2-2 draw at Highbury, Fergie ran onto the pitch to celebrate with players and fans. He still needs to work on his clapping. He has a very stiff flat hand action ;)

5 clear with 3 games to go; this weekend coming is very very interesting. United play at City first and a win will leave us needing a single point. Despite it being the Manchester derby, City are playing as very poorly and the momentum gained from the Everton game should see us through. On Sunday, Chelsea have to go to the Emirates. If United have beaten City, then Chelsea need to win, otherwise the title is ours.

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Preview: Everton v United

Back to the reality of the Premiership after another great win over an Italian side. Everton away is a hard game and apart from the multiple Chelsea games and AC Milan away, our hardest remaining game.

It appears that Ferdinand, Neville and Vidic will all still be out so expect the same defence as Milan. I think Smith will return up front, it will be his sort of game. Saha is expected to be back on the bench and I hope he doesn’t get a career threatening splinter or something (he is that unfortunate with injuries). I’m hoping penalty boy Andy Johnson isn’t fit in time as he is Everton’s main threat.

Unusually Chelsea are playing Bolton at the same time as us (not sure if both are on the box?) and I’m hoping that Bolton play for the full 90 minutes unlike last week against Reading. Shame it isn’t Arsenal chasing us as they would likely slip up against the Wanderers.

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United ticket prices rise

The news has come in that ticket prices are to rise again at Old Trafford.

This is the expected consequence of the Glazer takeover and is bad bad news. They have tried to bury it in a good news day, and also tried to shadow the dodgyness by keeping youth prices down. But make no mistake, unless United sell a massive player over the next year (Rooney or Ronaldo), the prices will rise the following season to survice the debt and any player purchases.

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Score one more

United 3 AC Milan 2

What a game, what a performance. That is what United are all about. 2-1 down at half time and they have the guts and skill to come back and actually win the game.

This time it was Scholes and Rooney. That pass from Scholes for the equaliser was both sublime and ridiculous. How can you do that in a Champions League Semi-final? Rooney did great to finish it off, but it was the vision and genius of Scholes that made the goal. And in the final seconds of the game, Giggs stole the ball of a Milan player and ran with purpose, did a good pass to Rooney and his first time finish was far too good for Dida. The key moment, however, was the injury to Gattuso. Without him in midfield, United were able to take command and do the fightback.

Downsides? There were a couple. Firstly, Evra got booked and will miss the return game. Second, comical defending for Kaka’s 2nd goal. I know we were without 3 of the 4 first choice defenders, but there was no reason to replace them with the Keystone Kops?

We’ll go to the San Siro and play the same way. Our entire first team defence might be missing, but it won’t matter, because however many we concede all we have to do is score one more.

Don’t tell me Chelsea can match that. They might make the final. But it will be at the expense of entertainment. I confidently predict a 0-0 draw tomorrow night and the entertainment factor will come from the manager’s mouth.

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The New Rules of Football

By Jose Mourinho :-

“It is not possible for penalties to be awarded against Manchester United, and it is not possible to get penalties in favour of Chelsea”

Sounds entirely fair and reasonable to me.

Here are some others he would like to be introduced :-

  1. It is allowed for Chelsea managers to infer that referees are cheats as long as they say that it is a fact.
  2. Managers with limitless cash are allowed to moan about lack of resources.
  3. Managers are allowed to obsess about and keep extensive notes on Arsenal managers as long you call them a “voyeur”
  4. Managers are allowed to make rude gestures to Liverpool fans
  5. There is no rule 5
  6. Chelsea must bore the opposition fans as much as possible by grinding out win after win.
  7. If an opposition player touches a Chelsea goalkeeper it must be treated as murder.

Got anymore rules?

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