Archive for August, 2007

Preview: Man Utd v Sunderland

Man Utd v Sunderland (Old Trafford, Saturday, 1 September 1715 BST)

The return of Roy Keane and another must win game at home. Sometimes games become harder than normal due to some extra significance or other. Normally, a home game against a newly promoted side who looked woefully short against Liverpool the previous week has comfortable win all over it. But then you put Roy Keane into the picture and you have to think again.

Also, in theory, United will have another striker back from injury as Louis Saha is touted to make his season debut, but fans have learnt from experience and I will believe nothing about the man will more injury problems than Kieron Dyan until I see him running around on the pitch. Anderson is also a possible for the bench. It is the last game of Ronaldo’s ban. Can’t wait to get Ronaldo and Nani going to tandem from what I’ve seen of the new Portuguese starlet.

It is unclear what the Sunderland team will be as they have made quite a few signing this week, including one Andrew Cole. After some bad defeats in the league, it got worse for Keane in the week when they lost badly to Luton in the Worthless Cup. Suffice to say it should be a comfortable win, but these games have a habit of going wrong. If Sunderland get an early goal, they may hang on and we’ll struggle to get a win. Remember Birmingham 2 season ago? Got a draw with a late goal from Alan Smith (I seem to remember he was the only fit striker at the time as well).

Prediction 2-0 (with a backup of a late scrambled equaliser in a 1-1 draw)

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Ole is the superest sub in Premiership history

The Guardian’s “The Knowledge” (ever a source of an interesting fact) has a special on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer asking Is Ole Gunnar Solskjaer the superest sub ever?

And the result was yes, if you just could the Premiership and maybe, if you could all the other years (remember, for ages there were no subs, then just one).

Solskjaer has scored 17 league goals after coming off the bench, which puts him comfortably clear of Jermain Defoe, Kanu, Andy Cole and Tore Andre Flo, each of whom have 13. In all competitions, Solskjaer scored 29 of his 126 United goals from the bench. His first goal for United, in August 1996, came six minutes after he was introduced in a home match against Blackburn; spookily, his last goal for the club also came six minutes after he had come off the bench at home to Blackburn.

As an aside, does anyone have and hard stats on whether Solskjaer played mostly with Sheringham, or with Yorke and Cole. It seemed to be a case of start with Yorke and Cole (I wonder if Mr. Keane will be starting with Yorke and Cole together tomorrow?) and then if it didn’t work, try with Sheringham and Solskjaer (and vice virca in a squard rotation system that had 4 perfect strikers for it). The 1999 side had a pretty unique rotation system. The forwards rotated, but the starting midfield and defence picked itself unless injuries and suspension got in the way.

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Recreate the Champions League draw in your living room

  1. Collect the essential items such as goldfish bowl, lots of balls with numbers on, idiotic suits etc and so on.
  2. Talk meaninglessly for about one hour about nothing in particular
  3. Put the balls into the goldfish bowl and swirl them about.
  4. Get really excited for a little bit at the prospect of fixing Barcelona v Chelsea again.
  5. Get annoyed as you realise that Chelsea are now seeded.
  6. Proceed to remove balls from the bowl in a random fashion.
  7. Put some of the balls back in and take them out again.
  8. Do NOT look at the numbers on the balls before removing them!
  9. Get really annoyed that you have missed Coronation Street from playing with stupid balls in a goldfish bowl in your bedroom.
  10. Go onto the internet and find out what happened in the real draw.

For the record, here is United’s group

Group F
MANCHESTER UNITED
Roma
Sporting Lisbon
Dynamo Kiev

Roma, we all know about from last season.  I don’t expect a repeat of the Old Trafford result, however a repeat of the police trouble is on the cards unless the Italians sort something out.  Sporting Lisbon and Kiev should not cause too many problems, provided we start playing like we can score again.

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20Legend retires

A true hero and legend retired from Manchester United today. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has decided to call it a day after continuing problems with his knee injury. As Fergie put it

“Ole has achieved everything a player could ever wish to achieve. He has been a great servant to the Club and has always remained a model professional in his responsibility as a player, in his demeanour and his manners have always been exemplary.

As the commentary put it Solskjaer ” has won it”, the it being the European Cup with that late late goal in 1999, but he was a fan’s player too, a servant of the club and fans rather than a player at the club for the money.

Ole we salute you :-

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Review: Manchester United 1 Tottenham 0

A far from vintage performance, but a much needed win courtesy of a super strike from new boy Nani meant that United moved from 2nd from bottom up to 10th in the table but more importanly kept the gap to Chelsea to 5 points.

It was a must win game as the other big 3 teams all won (even if they were somewhat fortuitous) but the tone of the match was set after just 21 seconds when sloppy midfield play allowed Robbie Keane to take a long range shot which dipped onto the top of the crossbar. There were 5 key moments in this match and the fact that 4 of them came Tottenham’s way showed how little control United had of this game.

Once again United had much of the possession in the game but never looked like breaking down a determined and well playing Spurs side who showed that they wanted their manager, Martin Jol to stay. Despite a few long range efforts from Carrick and Scholes the only danger to Paul Robinson came from a volley from Rio Ferdinand who put so much effort into the shot that he left the ground.

However, the 2nd key chance came to Spurs in the 2nd half. Going for a through ball, the excellent Berbatov collided with Vidic and whilst the Spurs players were calling for a penalty, Berbatov managed to toe poke the ball towards the net. Ferdinard did some excellent covering work and cleared the ball from the line. In truth, despite the penalty claims it really should have been a free kick to United as the replays cleared showed Berbatov running into Vidic and knocking him over.

If the first penalty claim was unrealistic, Tottenham’s second was based firmly in reality. It was Berbatov again shooting towards goal. With Van Der Saar well beaten, it was more covering work, this time from Wes Brown which saved the ball from the net. Brown threw himself at the goal and whether it was chest or arm, the ball bounced off him and the referee gave a corner. Tottenham were certain that they had been denied a penalty, but my gut reaction at the time was that it had come of his chest. Replays later on Match of the Day were not 100% conclusive but to my mind the arm does not appear until after the ball has bounced away meaning that it came off Brown’s chest. It seemed the linesman had an excellent view and could be clearly seen saying a definite “no” to the penalty claims.

To make matters worse for Spurs, United then went up the other end and scored. Whilst it wasn’t against the run of play, United hadn’t looked like scoring all game. However, Ferguson had taken off the ineffective Carrick for young Christopher Eagles and United looked more balanced. With the again excellent Hargreaves and at home, United didn’t need three in central midfield and with more firepower up front, Nani was allowed to come into the game more.

He collected the ball some 30 yards out and wasn’t closed down quickly enough. Once allowed time to take strike he let loose an amazing strike. The ball took the slightest glances off the head of Tevez, which may have taken the ball higher a couple of inches and it was clear from the replay that this was enough to mean that Robinson did not get a full hand to the ball and he couldn’t save it.

The relief around Old Trafford was as visible as Nani’s trademark (non-banned) back-flip celebration. Some might want to take the goal off him (Fergie argued as a striker that Tevez should claim it) but that would be so harsh on the young Portuguese star. Another world class player in the making, Nani should take the acclaim for winning this game for United as he worked hard and when Ronaldo and Rooney return, it could be argued that it will not be Nani that is replaced but the aging Giggs.

There was one final chance for Spurs to level the game and it was that man Berbatov again. Out of nothing he created a chance for himself, taking the ball down and turning two players in one beautiful fluid move before curling the ball towards goal. Van Der Saar kneed down in prayer, knowing he was beaten, but the ball sailed over the crossbar by an inch and it was by that margin that United won the game.

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